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This is a collection of stuff I've written. Enjoy :)
Vanishing TeethHello, and welcome to 'The Magic of Everyday Illusions'. Today we'll be examining the phenomenon of vanishing teeth. Perhaps you've seen this trick performed by a travelling gypsy, a professional magician or the local barman. No matter what the setting, you've most certainly been stunned and amazed by this feat of conjuring. Read on ... |
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Whoever discovered cats would have been in for a rude shock and ripped glands.
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I propose that we replace the world's TVs with vegetable plots. Not only will it protect our children from violence, but they'll learn by watching the vegetables growing for hours each day. Read more radical insights ... |
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