He is currently fortifying against the threat of Wolgel.
The English language, as massacred by our friends in Japanese marketing.......
(thanks to Andy for the toothbrush with refreshing wind!)
My brother and I have been endlessly amused
by the following instructional gem from the booklet that came with our
radio control aeroplane:
"if should broken, never give up!"
These washing instructions (?) came with a colleague's shirt from China.
He is currently fortifying against the threat of Wolgel.
The following are from www.engrish.com
........I'm sure
they are, but let's hope we never find out why.
Sometimes I often feel that way myself. Always.
Prize Japalese sightings:
From the manual to somebody's motorcycle...
"HORN-BUTTON: tootle horn melodiously at the dog who shall sport in roadway. If he continue, tootle him with vigor."
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NOBODY KNOWS WHERE
IT IS
THAT'S A DARK
AND LONELY PLACE
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Postcard:
"As I wash hair, a feeling improves very
much.
Let's watch for it, as a bubble doesn't
enter an eye, however."
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On a sweatshirt:
National League
Stadium Public Spirits!
Try Zone -- Fight
Spirits
Powerful Silent
change Mind!
Adventure
The expert area
contrast special project team.
New Generation
Sensation Member.
For more stuff, take the Engrish link.